Are you a May Baby?  It doesn't matter.  Any month will do.  No sense in depriving all of the other Babies of this cool ring.

First, let's acknowledge that fact that neither you nor I are probably in a position to lay out the $5,000 per carat this Emerald would cost if it were real -- get over it.

Next, go back and look at that awesome looking stone.  It is made of Lab Created Spinel, and it throws the most fantastic looking emerald green fire you've ever seen.  I kid you not.  You've got to get you one of these.  It's THAT good.

Remember, if, after you get this ring, you are just tickled, er, green, then send it back within a week for a full refund -- but also remember -- You'll Never Know how good this'll look on your hand if you don't at least give it a try.